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verb; happens once like a burp but sounds like a hiccup; may occur like hiccups to some people
I had an uppie in class today and my teacher asked if i would like some water to stop it.
uppie by marlisy-kinz November 25, 2010
An uppie is how many times a guy goes up.

For penetration using bodily extremeties, such as fingers, an uppie is known as a "finger uppie." When talked about in relation to sexual organs, the uppie is a "dick uppie."
Liz asked Vicki: "How many finger uppies did you have with Andrea?" Vicki replied, "2 in the first two minutes, then 8 in the whole outing thereafter."
Uppie by Liz H. January 1, 2006
When you lay flat on the bed and your girl friend or boy friend jerks you off so hard they lift you off the bed several inches
My dick hurts so bad from miss piggy giving me uppies last night. I think I got at least 8 inches of air a couple times
Uppie by La-queef June 18, 2026

one upper 

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic (or terrible) outcome.
Person: I got to meet James Hetfield before the concert and I got his autograph.
One Upper: Yeah, well my cousin knows the head of security for Metallica, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met the whole group. Then they invited us back to their hotel room and we partied with them all night.

Person: I have a a dislocated knee.
One Upper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have a steel pin inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months.
one upper by Dawn Davenport December 1, 2004
Word of the Day on September 7, 2009

the upper decker 

the act of deficating in the upper tank of ones toilet leaving a foul stench undiscovered with the remnants of muddy water
before i got kicked out of that bar last night i gave them the upper decker
when you (as a little baby man) want to be picked up and lifted into the air by another person.
Uppies! Uppie, uppie uppie! Hm... No uppie? It's Mr. Worldwide, it's Mr. 305. If you do not give me an uppie, I will piss all over your feet.
uppies by monkeysforsale May 4, 2021