Nothing to update your status about

An expression used to describe an insignificant or boring event. An update of "Nothing to write home about"

Kate "Alright love? 'Ow was your weekend?"
Michelle "A bit boring aye. Nothing to update your status about."

by Take 2 June 5, 2014

pointer update

Change in address, phone number, IM, or other contact details. Originates in the programmer community where a "pointer" is something that tells you where to look for the real information.

I got a new cell phone and have to send everyone a pointer update so they don't call the old number.

by DrWex January 6, 2009

Update when?

when the retarded green names tags spam everyday untill update 2

greentard; UpdaTE wHen?
any name tags color with right: SHUT UP

by yo gamer March 10, 2021

Endersear(Updated)

Endersear is YouTube Channel with 20 subscribers and More than nine videos now.Had two community guild line strikes but one went away.

How do I define Endersear(Updated),oh I know it is a Youtube Channel

by Open bob show vagen March 15, 2019

Update 20

A Big update that came out in the Roblox game "Blox fruits"

"Yo update 20 came out"

"Wait fr?"

by its_realtommy October 22, 2023

DN update

Deez nuts you fucking buffoon

“Hey man heard about the DN update?”
“What’s DN?”
“Deez nuts dumbass”

by Actual Simeon January 6, 2021

updated kitchen

A kitchen Used To Make Drugs

Og Gotti Was Whipping In A Updated Kitchen

by Og Gotti November 18, 2016