naughty set up

When a person has a mint rig on them and obviously goes to the gym a lot

Can exchange naught for norti if your feeling sassy

Ooft mark has a naughty set up going on, he must be working out hard

by _l.mac March 20, 2019

PV Set Up

Penis vagina introduction. Getting set up on a blind date with someone who's only qualification is being a member of the opposite sex.

I was at a wedding and my mom introduced me to a random girl there. It was a PV set up.

When I moved far away from home to New York City, my parents kept making me go on PV set up dates.

by RedSz December 2, 2009

setting up shop

The act of preparing oneself for a session of sex with oneself (jerking off).

I forgot my backpack and when I ran back in to my apartment I caught my roommate setting up shop.

by jeff74033 April 15, 2008

set up the air mattress

When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.

Houseguest: "where are you guys?"

Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"

Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!

by odie74 June 28, 2017

set up the launch pad

to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.

Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad

by Orren Jensen January 7, 2008

pass to set up the run

a football metaphor for extended foreplay that results in intercourse

Steve: "I had to go down on her for like an hour before she would have sex with me"

Chris: "sometimes you have to pass to set up the run"

by mrlingo September 9, 2010

setting up a new network

When your friend makes up an excuse to skip game night but is actually at home practicing shibari with their partner.

Man 1: Yo bro! You doing Family Game Night?
Man 2: Sorry Homeslice, setting up a new network tonight.

by mastertooter March 27, 2021