up hill gardener

Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.

If God wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!

up hill gardener by Tom February 27, 2004

Up Hill Gardener

A Man who partakes in anal sex with another Man.

Jeff and Bob were Up-Hill Gardening all night last night. I couldn't get a wink of sleep.

Up Hill Gardener by Frankie Vaughan December 12, 2003

Sold up the garden path 

This seems to be a mixture of "led down the garden path" (meaning misled) and "sold up the river" (meaning "handed over to law enforcement", slang derived from the fact that Sing-Sing state prison is "up the (Hudson?) river" from New York City).

The enthusiastic young first-time buyer was led down the garden path by the unscrupulous used-car salesman.

The entire gang that pulled off the bank heist was sold up the river by the getaway driver after he was picked up and interrogated the next day.

Sold up the garden path by Mark Caruso September 16, 2005

Up Hill Gardener

Paul Freeman

Paul Freeman was shoveling shit uphill on Friday in the Duke car park.

Up Hill Gardener by Sharmane Ultra November 28, 2003

tidy up the garden 

to trim your pubic hair

I'm seeing John tomorrow, so I'd better tidy up the garden tonight in advance.

tidy up the garden by greekgoldrush June 2, 2016

Sold up the garden path 

To be humiliated by your opponent in an activity of competitive nature, or to be conned or outsmarted by something/someone.

If one was to beat another at a sport such as pool, and said person beat the other by "8-balling" him, then he could've been said to have been "sold up the garden path" by the victor.

If one was to have bought something for £400 that could normally have been purchased for a fraction of the price, he could also have been said to have been "sold up the garden path".

Sold up the garden path by duncan bell October 6, 2004

Pull Up Them Grades 

A deragatory roast that usually implies you have low grades.and you need to higher them typically used by very studious people aswell

Pull up them grades let’s go yes sirrr.

Pull Up Them Grades by Poor man Antoine April 29, 2019