Clean up on aisle one

A post-coital muff dive.

"Oh James," Gasped Sarah, "that was a spectacular ride! Now." She winked, "Howabout a clean up on aisle one?"

by kenikeli March 15, 2012

head up ones ass

when your so busy being a dick head and not knowing what your doing that at one point you buy yourself a glass stomach so you can see ware your going because your head is so far up ones ass.

HOLY SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING PRICK!

wow sweet glass stomach i wish i had my head up ones ass.

by jesse tomasello December 7, 2008

one up-one down

a new word for so-so

when you want to be cool and are asked the question of how you are doing, you can answer one up-one down, instead of the ubiquitous so-so

by Sexydimma March 19, 2015

one up-one down

A new coolidiculous term for so-so

If you want to sound you can answer one up-one down instead of the ubiquitous so-so

by Sexydimma May 17, 2016

City boys up one

the act of getting nudes from a girl and screen shorting for the boys.

Steve you have to put the City boys up one tonight

by championsquad April 13, 2020

blow smoke up one's ass

Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750's-1810s)
The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration, but doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase “Blow smoke up one’s ass.”

I don't trust him, he's just trying to "blow smoke up one's ass".
Oh don't believe him, he's just blowing smoke up your ass!

by Chafu August 19, 2009

shut up one shit at a time

when 2 people are verbally fighting and your the moderater and there trying to talk shit over each other

when jr and brandford where talking at the same time bufords says shut up one shit at a time

by The Bandit May 4, 2008