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#1 SCHOOL, WE THE BEST ACADEMICS, DJ WOODIN (University of Toronto President)

Theres a reason they call Harvard the Uoft of the South.

The Univesity's so good that TMU students try to sneak into our libraries. Despite that UofT students are socially dead from all the cramming they do but the club scene is always active (having a whopping +1000 clubs and organizations ranging from Nature clubs, Ski clubs, and Archery Clubs to Model UN, Moot, and Student Unions).
Father: Son where did you apply for college?
Son: I applied to UTD, Harvard, and UofT and got into Harvard and UofT.

Father: I'm so proud of you son. Which are you choosing?
Son: I wish I got into the prestigious UTD but UofT Duhhh. They call Harvard the UofT of the south. Harvard aint no UofT!
Father: You're Damn Right Son!
UofT by HornyFrenchHorn August 11, 2025
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Basically a little time zone at the University of Toronto, where if something says it starts at a certain time, it *actually* starts 10 minutes later.
- Timetable says class starts at 10:00am. It *really* starts at 10:10am. (I.e., it starts at 10:10am in UofT time)

- Event starts 7:00pm. Consider yourself early if you show up before 7:10pm.
UofT Time by werdnasknad December 14, 2011
The "Harvard of the North." A nickname for the University of Toronto that students use among themselves. UofT is dubbed UofTears because people are always stressed and care more about their GPAs and assignment deadlines than their mental or physical health and social lives.
"I go to UofTears"
UofTears by Academic Victim March 8, 2024

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026