unwonked

To straighten out something that was wonky. Typically a crumpled, flacid cock.

"I'd been on the slack for days, then Paige appeared with her massive bangers and my dick unwonked itself in 2 seconds flat."

unwonked by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006

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unwonked

the process of making something no longer wonky/lopsided

"i unwonked her boobs"

unwonked by unwonked January 27, 2022

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unwonked • undonked • unmonked

undonked

A guy who fixes things up after someone donks it up.

Caleb: It’s okay jake, I’ll fix it.

Jake: wow what an Undonked.

undonked by Muffinbomb July 4, 2021

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unmonked

To get laid after many years without being laid.

Dude, you got unmonked! I’m so happy for you!

unmonked by anonymous December 23, 2020

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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