unwhoreganized 

When a hoebag is entirely unsatisfactory and makes a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge mess.

Geoff: I had a good weekend meng, I fucked alotta bitches! How was yo weekend?

Timothy: Pretty sub-par ya dig?

Geoff: I dig. Please elaborate on the sub-parness.

Timothy: Well I picked up this bitch at a bar, and she was straight up unwhoreganized dawg. Just straight naaaaasty!

unwhoreganized by ohy'know December 7, 2010

unwholable 

Unable to be whole

Now that she ate half the sandwich, it's unwholable anymore.

unwholable by codexistent July 14, 2021

unihole 

A unihole is when someone has so much double pentration that there is no longer two distinguishable holes, instead there is one gaping hole remaining. This serves a useful purpose as you can hide things in it.

"my unihole is hella sore from hiding my bowling ball in it" or...

"could you please remove your penis before i end up with a unihole"

unihole by dr.babe May 8, 2006

unwholy 

A cigarette found on the ground which someone had previously lit the wrong end of and decided to discard it.

Aha, an unwholy!!!! Someone failed tonight.

unwholy by DicPic Champion July 22, 2018

unwhoretunate

When a situation, something or someone has the potential to be a whore but the subject unluckily or unexplainably come short of becoming a potential whore.

The fact Amber didn't want to try ass to mouth last night is quite unwhoretunate.

Was about to shove my schlong down Sara's eager mouth but unwhoretunately her 4 yr old son woke up and walked in on us.

unwhoretunate by Juanathan Blaze December 22, 2023

unwhoretunate

When a person or situation had the potential of involving massive whoredom but sadly falls short due to unforeseen circumstances and events.

It was quite unwhoretunate that her kid just walked into her room during my sloppy toppy.

Amber had some big ol titties and ass but is unwhoretunately a member of the Mormon church.

unwhoretunate by Juanathan Blaze December 25, 2023

unwhoretunate

When someone or something had the potential of being a total whore but sadly fell short of complete whoredom due to unfavorable circumstances

The fact Taqueesha's father had just walked in during the blow job is quite unwhoretunate.

Unwhoretunately, Amber's boyfriend wouldn't take the bag of cheetos as proper payment for the raw dog. Very unwhoretunate, indeed.

unwhoretunate by Juanithan Blaze December 31, 2023