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Retard Units 

Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.
Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.
Retard Units by Alseimik March 5, 2018

retarded units 

The retarded units are still used in americas.
retarded units by Hebrewsexcabin January 2, 2017

Untitled Goose Game 

a game so addictive that you can't get off. It is about a goose.
PewDiePie played Untitled Goose Game for 1 hour.
Untitled Goose Game by RyanPhill236 September 26, 2019

T.D. units 

The T.D. unit is a standard measurement for smell intensity. The acronym was chosen to be T.D. as its not commonly known as anything else. The measure has typical values from 1 to 5, 1 being a mild stink and 5 a ghastly stench. On the odd occasion a 6 can be recorded but this is often associated with asphyxiation, leading ultimatley to death.
Bob: Hey man keep away from that guy his rocking like 5 T.D. units!

Jim: Nah man i can handle it.........holy shit he stinks!!!!!!!!!! I can't breathe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob: Dude it must be a 6 then, better get you to a hospital.
T.D. units by hesti October 13, 2010

local units

In Halo Wars, the summoning of units towards your point of interest. Also useful for spamming so as to piss off your friends.
"Local Units. Local Units. Local Units. Local Units." "Dude, would you stop doing that already?
local units by Doctor Quark September 25, 2010

Untitled Goose Game 

A great game released in 2019 that all Switch owners should have.
I love Untitled Goose Game so much!