unsuccessful simping 

To simp as hard as possible and still not "secure the bag".

He just let his crush dye his hair purple and didn't get any action. Bro let shorty come over and fuck his hair but not him. That is the hardest unsuccessful simping I have ever fucking seen.

unsuccessful simping by TheCouncilButArabic December 23, 2020

Unsuccessful Status 

When one posts a status on facebook and expects it to receives likes/comments, yet it fails to generate a response.

Facebook status: ....is going to get shitfaced in Tijuana, let's hope they don't find the blow in my pocket!

3 hours later.....

"Nobody liked this or said anything about it? Man must be an unsuccessful status."

Unsuccessful Status by pastellia October 17, 2011

U.R.S. (Unsuccesful Reboxing Syndrome)

The act of opening a boxed product and failing to repack the box successfully.

Taking out a product to examine in a department store whilst trying to put back together before a salesmen see's what you have done to the product, will most definetely incure "U.R.S. (Unsuccesful Reboxing Syndrome).

U.R.S. (Unsuccesful Reboxing Syndrome) by PhotoVibrance April 7, 2010

Unsuccessful fuckboy 

An unsuccessful fuckboy acts like a regular fuckboy but no one wants him. He tries to be popular but everyone thinks he’s just a bit strange. But some people maybe so desperate that they will date him.

Probably skis/ snowboards

“Wow he’s such an unsuccessful fuckboy.”

Unsuccessful fuckboy by Elena hungry June 24, 2020

Unsuccessful 

You.

Hey man, was your business unsuccessful?
Yes, just like you.

Unsuccessful by yungbased October 14, 2015

Unsuccesexful 

Failling in the art of hooking up a girl/boy from the clubs, or in general.

The word also mean you screwed up the sexual act.

Jacob: ‘Sander, why you got yo’self a hooker bro?’
Sander: ‘Yeah bro... I was unsuccesexful for like a month so I had to get myself back in the game y’know?’

Unsuccesexful by CptMoe November 7, 2018

Unsuccessing 

the act of a person or animal that is not meeting or producing success. beautiful/lighter version of the word "fail".

"fail is such an ugly word, and we are not into ugly"-Jay Park

His hustlin for paper was quite unsuccessing.

Unsuccessing by Master Le April 23, 2011