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unsprung 

An anal virgin. Someone who has not had significant anal penetration (beyond, for example, fingers) to stretch the "anal spring".
LISA: Of course Rick is going to want to put it in your butt, girl! The way you show off that booty, you know a man's going to show it some love.
KELLI: But I've never done that before. It's so nasty. Won't it hurt?
LISA: Awww, my unsprung hero. It's gonna hurt the first time, but get some lube and make him go slow. After that, you'll be okay. Just another sprung sister.
unsprung by shibb0 April 21, 2008
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unstrung hero 

Someone whose usual leadership skills are unraveling in the face of the unknown.
She knew her kids looked up to her, yet suddenly faced with total loss of income, feeling her symptoms of coronavirus increasing by the hour, she feared she would become their unstrung hero.
unstrung hero by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Ursprung 

A sexy beast!

Came from Indian tribe meaning hot dog but transformed into sexy beast
Wow! I want to be an Ursprung!

Those samosa are Ursprungs!

The Elf is an Ursprung! DUH!
Ursprung by chungui1326 December 19, 2011

Unspungnatious 

A feeling that one experiences when they do not wish to disturb/disrupt the peace.
I was at the zoo and the kid ahead of me was banging on the gorilla enclosure but I was feeling unspungnatious and didn’t want to partake.

I was feeling unspungnatious so I didn’t drive through a crowd of protesters.
Unspungnatious by sunchild April 6, 2021

ursprünglichkeit 

artheritus
P-1 : dawg how tf did you get this ursprünglichkeit?
p-2 : idfk bro i was swiping shi on my keyboard