An anal virgin. Someone who has not had significant anal penetration (beyond, for example, fingers) to stretch the "anal spring".
LISA: Of course Rick is going to want to put it in your butt, girl! The way you show off that booty, you know a man's going to show it some love.
KELLI: But I've never done that before. It's so nasty. Won't it hurt?
LISA: Awww, my unsprung hero. It's gonna hurt the first time, but get some lube and make him go slow. After that, you'll be okay. Just another sprung sister.
"emoticon conversant". One who is literate in using emoticons and smilies (the text or graphic kinds) in emails, forums, chats, etc. (Some also use the term when referring to those conversant in the use of chat acronyms such as LOL, WTF, etc.)
It's the antonym of being smilame ("smiley lame") or being an emoticontard.
POSTER 1: I can't tell if people on this board are trying to be being funny or if they're just retarded. Be emoticonversant, people!
POSTER 2: Yeah, people should use smilies more. Just 'cause it's funny in your head doesn't mean anyone else can tell you're trying to be funny. How hard is it to add ;-) to a post?
1. A gay male who does not yet know it, rationalizing his sexual preference as fashion sense.
2. phrasal synonyms: "in a transparent closet", "flying under his own gaydar", "rafting down d' Nile", "thinking his Zima is a Guinness"
A subject of one of the following conversations:
"What metrosexual Bruce likes about dating Linda is that it doubles his wardrobe, he saves money on skin cream, and she brings home drunken guys so he can blow them."
MALE FRIEND ONE: How come Bruce is missing the game?
MALE FRIEND TWO: I don't know. He said something about "a sale at Express"...?
MALE FRIEND THREE: What's "Express"?
MALE FRIEND ONE: It looks like he's gone metrosexual. It's only a matter of time before he introduces us to a "special friend."
MALE FRIEND TWO: Aw, man. Just last week I heard him say something about how "pink is this year's fuchsia."
MALE FRIEND THREE: What's "fuchsia"?
TRISHA: Things are getting weird with Bruce. You know, ... in the bedroom....
ASHLEY: Uh, oh... But he's got such cute hair and you guys like to go shopping together. I'm sorry, sweetie. I thought - except for fighting over closet space - you guys had a real thing, there.
TRISHA: Yeah. He seemed more in touch with himself. Different from most guys. But, the other day he said he wants to "try something a little different."
ASHLEY: Oh... Like with Rick? Just tell him he has to make do with one girl at a time.
TRISHA: No. No, it's different. Um...
ASHLEY: I know. You're scared, but go ahead and do the anal thing. All guys want it. Just get some lube and make him go slow. He probably won't be that into it that much anyway, after he tries it.
TRISHA: No. I'm not afraid of the anal sex. Well, not exactly, anyway...
ASHLEY: Well, don't leave me hanging, here. What's got you so freaked out?
TRISHA: He wants me to wear a strap-on.
ASHLEY: Sure, so you just... You just... Waitaminute - a strap-on? You mean, like, for him?
TRISHA: Uh huh. I think he's a ... a metrosexual! <breaks down sobbing>
ASHLEY: Jeezus! I told you you can't trust a man with thirty pairs of shoes....
Someone who has had anal sex, or other significant anal penetration, that stretched the sphincter.
RON: So, did you find out if Lilly is sprung this weekend?
JON: Oh, yeah. She's had more than one party in the VIP lounge before.