unshaven nutsack

an annoying person of low integrity.

Boss: You got that briefing document ready for me yet?
Me: WTF. It's 9.00am Monday morning you unshaven nutsack!

by kam75xx July 21, 2019

Unshaven Ape Fuck

Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.

"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"

by Monsieur Tennek July 22, 2009

Unshaven Shrimp Hole

A poorly maintained, likely has an odor, unwashed snatch. Used as a slanderous term against another man in an internet fight.

Watch out, or else I'll be coming for your girls Unshaven Shrimp Hole.

by Loselfuego February 24, 2022