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Unshaped 

Any person that has a weird or abnormal body shape; they may appear to most people as obese or anorexic to be considered unshaped.
“Look at her upper body compared to her lower body with her unshaped ass!”
“Why does this unshaped bitch think she cute just because she got her hair done?”
“She’s like a stick, with her unshaped ass she don’t need to talk about nobody she got small boobs and a lil butt too.”
“How even is that unshaped bitch that tall and that skinny at the same time.”
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unscaved 

I made it out of the polygamist compound unscaved!
unscaved by Chad J. May 7, 2008

Unshaven Ape Fuck 

Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.
"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"

unshaven nutsack 

Boss: You got that briefing document ready for me yet?
Me: WTF. It's 9.00am Monday morning you unshaven nutsack!
unshaven nutsack by kam75xx July 21, 2019
Not feeling a sense of guilt or shame in a matter.
When we woke up this morning after not having the sex you promised we'd have, I got more upset because you seemed UNSHADED by it and completely oblivious.
Unshaded by Cheddem November 3, 2016

Unslaved 

He/She is unslaved

Unshaven Shrimp Hole

A poorly maintained, likely has an odor, unwashed snatch. Used as a slanderous term against another man in an internet fight.
Watch out, or else I'll be coming for your girls Unshaven Shrimp Hole.
Unshaven Shrimp Hole by Loselfuego February 24, 2022