The only university in America where the Hare Krishnas, wearing their robes and playing their instruments, greet attendees of all the home football games with their joyous chanting and dancing. Their well-wishers claim "you guys play well every year." Inebriated Gators fans mock or imitate them, especially at the evening games, but they continue undaunted. Occasionally a pair of fans of opposing teams, inspired to dance, swing each other around, to the amusement of all.
University of Florida is a special place.
by Christopher Beetle March 01, 2008
The best public college in the world in education and athletics!
We are the boys from old Florida
F-L-O-R-I-D-A
Where the girls are the fairest,
The boys are the squarest
Of any old state down our way
GO GATORS!
We are all strong for old Florida
Down where the old Gators play
In all kinds of weather
We'll all stick together
for F-L-O-R-I-D-A
GO GATORS!
-The University of Florida
by not a rapist November 11, 2014
A university in Gainesville, Florida that is a cesspit. The people are rude, obnoxious and above all else, uncivilized. The students, fans and alumni all have a sense of entitlement due to their purchasing of great players, coaches and equipment from the profits of their one true success, Gatorade. Without that beverage, U of F would be on par with the University of Vanderbilt. The University also has the worst dressed fans and students in the nation.
Dude 1: That guy has a gelled, highlighted mullet, jean shorts(jorts) and a wife-beater with dip stains.

Dude 2: Yeah, he is president of his fraternity at the University of Florida.
by Gator Hater March 20, 2011
A university in florida located in Gainesville otherwise known as "the swamp." It's located in the middle of nowhere and there's pretty much nothing to do? They are the gators and they have not been ranked in the top 10 rankings for college football in years. Their team sucks and they like to tackle each other instead of the opposing team. The students and the fans are a bunch of white trash hillbillies and many of them are inbreds. it is not unusual especially in florida p to be at Walmart and see a redneck with a mullet and only 2 teeth with a gator shirt on. Gator fans are unusually proud of their team but nobody really knows why because there is nothing to be proud of. You will find hundreds of UF alumni at any one of their games and they like to tailgate and get so drunk they won't remember the game because they know they are going to get destroyed. Many of the alumnis are either unemployed or they work at a fast food restaurant, many of them don't have much going for them.
"I hate flipping burgers making minimum wage." Well maybe you shouldn't have gone to the a University of Florida!"
by Awesomenessbruhh February 16, 2015
Go see the definition for Heaven
The University of Florida is next to heaven in the amount of win it has.
by John Zupancic February 04, 2008
4 year university found in the sticks and swamps of Florida in which the students pride themselves on believing they are of Ivy League Status. However, rather than retrieving their heads from their anuses and realizing that both they and Florida State University are Public schools in Florida, they will continue celebrating their recent 2004 win against FSU because it was the first in 18 years (older than any Freshman or Sophomore to remember).
"I go to UF and I think my degree is equal to that of someone who graduated from Oxford University."
by gatorhater February 06, 2005
An institution located in a malaria infested swamp--once noted for it football team which since 1998, has lost 5 out of 6 of its matchups against superior rival, Florida State University.
With the dismal leadership of Steve Spurrier the Washington Redskins pulled a University of Florida and ended the season with an abysmal 5-11 season.
by Bill May 02, 2004

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