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Unimomer 

A mom who, during the winter months, wears a hoodie and sunglasses while dropping children off at school. The look is eerily reminiscent of the police suspect sketch of the infamous serial killer Unibomber, AKA Ted Kaczynski, who targeted universities and airlines with homemade bombs sent through the mail. The acute embarrassment suffered by offspring of this particular breed of kick ass mother is devastatingly quick and awesomely powerful, kind of like a bomb.
Cletus was dropped off at school by an older mystery woman in a hoodie and sunglasses. She was even sporting a fuzzy newborn baby 70s porno stache. I think it was his Unimomer.
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Sam's Unibombers 

A cup of coke with a shot of Unicum liquer droped into it then chug.
"Hey dude lets do some Sam's Unibombers!"
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unibomber 

a man with only one testicule
wow he can only blow his load with as a unibomber

Unibomber 

A person that will use your bathroom to take a a dump that smells so bad you will end up having to get rid of your shower curtain.
That damn unibomber has been in the bathroom again-the smell hit me before I even got in the door.
Unibomber by Bombstylingal December 5, 2020

unibomber 

when a man sticks his balls in a womans mouth and she throws up on them.
Larry gives stonner girl a unibomber and she puked on them
unibomber by funnykid November 28, 2006

Unibomber 

"She didn't realize he was uncircumcised...it looked like the unibomber"
Unibomber by Brak Attack December 10, 2009

Unicomedians

The people responsible for the more ridiculous Unicode characters.
There's a "not check mark" character?! Those unicomedians!
Unicomedians by thelividgerbil August 11, 2011