when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass
My little pony unicorned me last night!
Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.
We unicorned until the sun came up.
going into a fast food place and getting a ice-cream cone then smashing it on your forhead then walking out
walker barnett went too chickfilla and smashed a ice-cone on his forhead
as his died friends died watching him go unicorning
Unicorn is commonly used in the CAL forums to censor the word fuck.
ORIGINAL - bchillz is a fucking idiot
CENSOR - bchillz is a unicorning idiot
The act of running around naked with an erection.
This guy got so drunk last night, i saw him unicorning through the street!
Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask the person if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead saying believe(best done in the drive thru)
jack and bob when unicorning at maccas
When someone ties (or whatever you prefer) a horn around his/hers head and sticks it in a vagina.
Once one has finished this process it is called Unicorned.
Bob: Baby wana see what unicorn-ing is?
Marissa: What's that?
Bob: oh you'll see.....
Marissa: WOW! that was great!
Bob: ikr, how do you like being unicorned?
To put up a shelf and, upon relative completion, have parts of the shelf remaining, whereupon they are put in to a jar. Over time the jar becomes the repository for remaining shelf bits.
Barry: "Why do you have a jar full of screws and stuff?"
Barry: "Oh right, yeah, I've got a unicorning jar myself"
Henrietta: "All your jar are belong to us"
Barry: *Haggard gasping for breath"
Eric swung the gossamer blade in a vicious arc, severing the bonds binding them. The unicorning was almost complete, time seeped away, tendrils of acrid smoke rose from the tower. The dread lord Peter had been unicorning for years, and had perfected his unicorning to an art.