a legendary pimp who wanders the town at night pimpin you hos and leaves his mark by dippin his one and only testicle in a can of blue paint, swangin it up and slapping his victims with it. The paint can never be washed off.
1. Seemingly free from danger, harm, evil, or injury, usually used in an uncertain context: mostly safe
2. Term used by an extrordinarily stupid individual in trying to convince his buddies that his actions are taken with proper premeditation, research, or intuitive foresight.
Ind. 1: Hey y'all! Watch this!
Ind. 2: Should you really be doin' that, man?
Ind. 1: Naw, y'all, I saw some guy do this on "Walker, Texas Ranger" last night. It's totally undangerous.
Much like the dreaded Unibrow, the Unibang (or Unibangs) are a continuation of a persons Unibrow connecting the hair line near the temples. It creates one continuous hair/eye brow.
"It took me all morning tweezing and plucking my Unibangs so that I didn't have one long continuous Unibrow."