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Much like the dreaded Unibrow, the Unibang (or Unibangs) are a continuation of a persons Unibrow connecting the hair line near the temples. It creates one continuous hair/eye brow.
"It took me all morning tweezing and plucking my Unibangs so that I didn't have one long continuous Unibrow."

Much like wolf boy or girl. Most Italian/Mexican/Puerto Rican people know what I am talking about!
Unibang by Q-oon June 11, 2010
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A womans bang that appears as if its a unicorn horn.
Look at this hipsters unibang, its kinda rediculus...
Unibang by 2CamelsInATinyCar June 10, 2010
The stereo-typical Asian chick haircut that is basically full bangs stopping at the ears and the rest of their hair falling straight down to end somewhere between the shoulder blades.
Dude! I went to Disney Tokyo and it was a sea of unibangs!
Unibang by DingoFnBaby April 11, 2017

Unibananacorn Horn 

That half banana that you put on your forehead to make yourself look like a Unicorn.
Timmy: "Dad, can you cut my banana in half?"

Dad: "What for?"

Timmy: "I want a Unibananacorn Horn."

unibonger 

In short, Chong from Cheech and Chong. Nickname from when he was in prison for selling waterpipes. Cheech said it on the food network while cooking with Rachel Ray.
"Hows Chong doing?"
"Oh hes doing fine, the prision inmates even gave him a nickname...the UniBonger."
unibonger by Ferliage September 8, 2008

unbangable 

adjective describing an obese/ugly woman who is too ugly/fat to be physically pleasured by any living being.
Taylor: "That's one fat bitch, she has back flaps."
Trevor: "Yeah, She's totally unbangable."
unbangable by Taylor and Trevor April 20, 2008
Unbanging is the required act that must be completed to repent for "banging" or having sex with your friend's mom. In order to make up for having sex with your friend's mom, your friend must bang your mom; an unbang.
Mack banged Dennis' mom, now she will be unbanged by Dennis banging Mack's mom; and all transgressions will be forgiven.
unbang by AlwaysSunnyInTheBasement January 11, 2010