unfortunetly kind 

When a person can't help but be nice, which makes them applauded by all but can be quite the inconvience.

"Sally is so unfortunetly kind. Did you know she said yes when Urkle asked her to prom? She's was probably thinking, Somebody get me the hell out of here."

unfortunetly kind by cakeface2569 December 4, 2009

Unfortunately 

The way to lazily and unoriginally reject a job to someone after interviewing them.

You did very well at your interview and are very impressed of your achievements. Unfortunately, no job or money for you.

Unfortunately by Northcashew June 23, 2018

unfortantly 

a gross misspelling of the word unfortunately, most famously used by a retarded 26 year old woman asking for programming advice.

yea it’s sensitive unfortantly.

unfortantly by !tseP#i0k5gz March 18, 2008

unfortunately, or fortunately. 

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.

Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*

unfortunately, or fortunately. by nocharge May 15, 2023

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Unfortunity 

An unfortunate opportunity. Can be used to describe opportunistic events where the outcome ends up being less fortunate than expected.

A: Janet had sex with Edgar.
B: What an unfortunity since they didn't find out they were cousins until after the family reunion.

Unfortunity by Zeus Aurel August 19, 2020

unfortunately straight 

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.

Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.

unfortunately straight by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024