by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016
A journalist who writes about and/or dressed in their underpants. Often referring to bloggers or freelancers who work from home/their parents' basement.
"TMZ may have broken the 'Michael Jackson is dead' story, but they're still a bunch of underpants journalists."
by Stable of Crayons July 21, 2009
From the TV show South Park. They steal underpants in order to make profit. They even educate children on how profit works. Here's how:
Stage One: Steal Underpants
Stage Two: ???????
Stage Three: Profit!
Stage One: Steal Underpants
Stage Two: ???????
Stage Three: Profit!
by funwillfunwill June 15, 2015
by Ad May 17, 2004
Disposal method when one has sharted in a public place or at the home of friends or family. At work it is best to remove shorts, clean ass, and leave shorts on the coat hook in the stall for someone else to find. If visiting friends or family, it is best to be discrete and leave shorts in the bathroom trash can and cover with clean TP and tell no one.
I thought it was just a fart but ended up excusing myself from the dinner table to wipe up and had to do the underpants toss.
by Bugsy McDingle December 3, 2012
by Xarionis aka Omnivore December 13, 2003
Picasso underpants can only be achieved by a nocturnal emission (aka a wet dream) that is so powerful that in turn also makes one shit themselves. The proper canvas is a set of tighty whiteys that will contain and allow the mixing of these two bodily excretions throughout the night while one tosses and turns. Thus giving one a fresh new piece of art to hang once dried and turned inside out. Best displayed in a garbage can unless your some sick fuck. (See Two Girls One Cup Video)
by The Philosophical Guy January 9, 2015