n. Drinks that have a little coffee in them but don't taste much like coffee.
I hate the taste of coffee, but I like the variety of uncoffee served here: triple chocolate mochas, flavored frappuccinos, caramel macchiatos-- they've got everything!

Strawberries 'n creme frappuccinos are my favorite uncoffee.
by Shirin H. April 6, 2006
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n. Drinks that contain zero coffee, not even a drop of coffee because coffee has such a horrible flavor that you cannot tolerate the slightest component of coffee flavor in a drink.
I have a ceramic mug, but I never use it for coffee because I can't stand coffee, so I call it my uncoffee mug.
by kimmymarie24 January 7, 2023
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