uncoffee 

n. Drinks that have a little coffee in them but don't taste much like coffee.

I hate the taste of coffee, but I like the variety of uncoffee served here: triple chocolate mochas, flavored frappuccinos, caramel macchiatos-- they've got everything!

Strawberries 'n creme frappuccinos are my favorite uncoffee.

uncoffee by Shirin H. April 25, 2006

uncoffee 

n. Drinks that contain zero coffee, not even a drop of coffee because coffee has such a horrible flavor that you cannot tolerate the slightest component of coffee flavor in a drink.

I have a ceramic mug, but I never use it for coffee because I can't stand coffee, so I call it my uncoffee mug.

uncoffee by kimmymarie24 January 7, 2023

Uncoffection 

Uncoordinated affection. Trying to be affectionate or show affection but it going wrong.

I went to give them an affectionate kiss, but it became uncoffection when I head-butted their nose.

I'm naturally uncoffectionate, I can make any intimate moment awkward.

Uncoffection by CunningPlans April 16, 2022