uncockblocked

To un-block a cockblock. The process of taking a horrible cockblock situation and remedying the matter back to it's original status quo (a non-cockblock event). If you get cockblocked and you, another person, or thing dismantles the cockblock, it is thus "uncockblocked."

Guy at a party who can't get laid sees another guy about to get laid, and then goes over and starts to mess things up between the guy and girl about to get laid, but thankfully a friend distracts the guy who is not getting laid, takes him around the corner, and knocks his ass out. Things between the couple then go back to how it was, no cockblock, thus everything has been made "uncockblocked."

uncockblocked by wordsforreal June 12, 2011

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Uncockblockable

When a persons game is so strong that NO ONE, not even the best of all cock blockers can salt it.

Chad is Uncockblockable!

You cannot cock block me against bangin your sister, my game is Uncockblockable.

Uncockblockable by (RBC) December 24, 2005

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Uncockblockable

Adjective;

unable to be cock blocked.

"Mane that boy Rell is uncockblockable."

Uncockblockable by Jerrell April 21, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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