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perverted uncles who get fake power from a sadr and they think they r cops and they act like ppls parents. also their food of choice is palak gosht. they often creap out at the wee hours of the night looking for little boys talking to even littler girls...even if they are just asking for directions. Their vehicle of choice is a 96 dodge caravan.
me: yo dawg, whats an umumi?? some kinda body part?

friend: nahhhh yo, umumis are like perverted uncles who get fake power from sadr's and they think they r cops and they act like ppls parents. if they c u outside at night they will fuck with u they caught enough ppl. they fucked enough ppl over
umumi by darealdeal89 April 1, 2010
Umulisa is the friendly, kindest, lovable, stylish girl you can meet!

She has an exuberant and unique beauty, never goes unnoticed as she gets everyone's attention just with her presence. Umulisa has a wonderful mood, can make anyone laugh and improves the atmosphere with her lightness. She has strong positions and if she decides to fight for a cause, she will not abandon it, she will certainly be the best partner for a successful business. She is so unique and rare that you'll probably only know one in your life (and you'll never forget her).

A phrase by Zack Magiezi that would define her well would be "in the world of mute loves...she is the scream."
Guy one: hey did you see that girl?
Guy two: yeah she is incredibile!
Guy one: she must be a Umulisa then
umulisa by mirandalleticia November 25, 2021
The feeling you get when you read the urbandictionary.com definition of "fizzle".
ummish by Adrienne April 18, 2004

Urmumisactuallyaraginghomosexual 

The most supreme version of ”ur mom gay”, impervious even to the infamous “no u”
Asshole#1: “ur mom gae”
Asshole#2: “no u”
Asshole#3: “Urmumisactuallyaraginghomosexual”
Asshole#2 and #3: “Damn”

umumifukundum 

A Dig Bick
yoo! Check out that guy's umumifukundum!!!
umumifukundum by _dayyvid October 26, 2020
Umulisa (noun, never in the plural because there's no one like her)- A person, typically someone with extreme talent in fields such as acting, modelling and comedic delivery, whose company will of necessity include belly aching laughter and will probably let you cash in on their upcoming stardom. You will literally not find a chiller person, and their supermodel stride makes the whole world a runway.
Yoo did you see that girl with the legs too long to be on the cover of Vogue?

The beautiful one?
Yeah bro, she's such an Umulisa!

Man you're such an Umulisa, I can't look at you without bursting into laughter
umulisa by The maddest lad November 24, 2021

urmumishot 

It's pretty self-explainatory. This word describes the true beauty that your mother holds. She is an amazing woman who is absolutely stunning. The term "mum" in "urmumishot" comes from the the English term "modor" and has now been shortened to "mum". The "Ur" comes from the German's to old English's"gē" to old English, English, and the germen words: "ēower", "ye," and "euer". The "Is" originates from the Icelandic word; ísland. The word "hot" coming from the English, Dutch, and German words; "hāt", "heet" and "heiss". I don't know why I made this sorry for wasting your time lmao. (Credits to oxford dictionary for like the originations of the words)
"Urmumishot is such a true sentence."
urmumishot by imsosorrylmao January 2, 2024