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perverted uncles who get fake power from a sadr and they think they r cops and they act like ppls parents. also their food of choice is palak gosht. they often creap out at the wee hours of the night looking for little boys talking to even littler girls...even if they are just asking for directions. Their vehicle of choice is a 96 dodge caravan.
me: yo dawg, whats an umumi?? some kinda body part?

friend: nahhhh yo, umumis are like perverted uncles who get fake power from sadr's and they think they r cops and they act like ppls parents. if they c u outside at night they will fuck with u they caught enough ppl. they fucked enough ppl over
by darealdeal89 April 01, 2010