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ultrarunner 

A runner who runs ultramarathons - distances greater than a marathon (26.2 miles). Ultramarathon distances are most commonly 50k, 50 mile, 100k, and 100 mile. Runs can be both road and trail, but usually trail. Ultrarunners are extremely dedicated to their sport and have been found to be some of the most laid-back folks around. They tend to eat like horses, too. Most find them a wee bit eccentric.
Co-worker: "Uh, Jane?"
Jane: "Yeah?"
Co-worker: "Why are you wearing a camelback at your desk?"
Jane: "I'm fueling up for my race this weekend."
Co-worker: "Huh. A marathon?"
Jane: "My first 100."
Co-worker: "MILES?!?!"
Jane: "Yeah."
Co-worker: "That's crazy. I don't even like to drive 100 miles."
Jane: (shrugs and smiles) "I'm an ultrarunner."
ultrarunner by lagarius October 7, 2011
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ultrapants 

Pants that define epic, without using words. Glorious trousers handed down from the Gods.
Ultrapants make the world go 'round.
ultrapants by Bufferkiller September 19, 2009

ultracon 

A con that is hands down, a most seriously convincing one.
This trumpian ultracon is, in a way, a particularly American phenomenon.
ultracon by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2019
This is British slang for asking for directions. If you use this then you will probably want to ask the young kids who you can find standing by the side of the roads.
Person: Hi uracunt.
Road man: Ok where to big man.
uracunt by Midari Ikishi January 16, 2021

Ultrablunt 

The name given to a Blunt that packs more than two grams. Usually created by hollowing out a Black and Mild and packing a certain magical herb inside.
T- Hey yo, I packed us an Ultrablunt for tonight.

L- Oh shit, i don't even know if i can handle that.
Ultrablunt by Wild Thornberry February 20, 2009

ultrafunkula 

Funkaliscious. Funktastic, but with a sprinkle of twinkle, a fizzle of dizzle.
Dat booty was the most ultrafunkula of da bunch!
ultrafunkula by HeezoSchlomo September 29, 2004

Ultracuntlet 

Someone whose levels of douchebaggery leave the simple asshole spectrum and transcend beyond human perception.
You're glowing ultracuntlet right now.

You are a ray of ultracuntlet.

If you were a colour, you'd be Ultracuntlet.
Ultracuntlet by Izunundara April 25, 2014