Noun: a rambunctious sex slave that gets giddy around men. He his willing to be a jousting partner. He was last spotted at ram ranch busting down on a massive penis.

Verb: to have a jousting competition with an old chap of yours while having a potato stuck in your asshole
Damn bro that was a nice ulti McDermott sess last night
by Joe kegan June 30, 2019
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