3 definitions by Joe kegan

Ulti McDermott

Noun: a rambunctious sex slave that gets giddy around men. He his willing to be a jousting partner. He was last spotted at ram ranch busting down on a massive penis.

Verb: to have a jousting competition with an old chap of yours while having a potato stuck in your asshole

Damn bro that was a nice ulti McDermott sess last night

by Joe kegan June 30, 2019

October 27th

National knock over a disabled person day! On this day the first disabled person you see gets knocked down. This includes not just retards minorities and famous cripples but foreskin nibblers who walk around on crutches all day. Extra points if you knock them down the stairs

Oh and also just beat up gingers

Tom: hey useless fuck!

Disabled person: SHIDD its october 27th*Gets shoved down stairs and dies*

Ronald: at least I’m safe

Tom: see you in hell redhead piece of shit! *stabs ronald*

by Joe kegan October 23, 2019

Ugly

Very gross and thinks they are cool. Probubaly starts with K. Such as Kai the gay or a ken

Omg that kai is ugly

by Joe kegan January 13, 2018