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1.
Ukelele I'd like to fuck.
Phwoar, check out the well tuned E String on that UILF. I wouldn't mind doing a bit of a George Fornby on that fecker!
by Roger McTodger November 15, 2004
 
2.
Uncle I'd like to fuck.
Now that's an uilf!
Shut your fuckin' face uncle fucker!