A linux distribution for people that fail at life.
Noob: I finally installed Linux, does that make my uber leet?
Linux Guru: What distro?
Noob: Ubuntu...
Linux Guru: You suck assballs
by cactusbin September 25, 2008
A term used to describe things or actions that are so unfathomably epic, there are no words.

Antonym; 'unubuntu'

Also commonly used as a verb in conjunction with awesome accomplishments.

Can replace almost any word in the English dictionary, without detrimental the meaning of the original sentence.
adj.; "Dude, last night was UBUNTU!"

verb; "I ubuntu'd her in the ass."

"Got my test results back man, turns out I'm HIV ubuntu"
by n5.5 December 07, 2012
An operating system for computer illiterate people and wannabe hackers.
Skid1: I just installed ubuntu, I am now an elite hacker
Skid2: Wow, cool you are awesome.
Person who actually knows computers: I installed ubuntu on my grandmothers computer, she can now read her email without calling me five times
by Myrtti January 01, 2012
A euphemism for Group Sex: as illustrated by the menage'-trois logo of the Ubuntu Operating System.
Man to Wife:

"Hey honey, I've got a bottle of lube and some rubbers... Whad'ya say you and me go Ubuntu on the babysitter?"
by UbuntuBob January 16, 2012
The linux distro that Chuck Norris uses.
Chuck Norris: USE UBUNTU!!!!
by miner49er0 February 16, 2011
The act of ho-ing one's bitch out to buy crack. Prevalent in small african villages or inner cities were AIDS are rampant.
Yo nigga lets go UBUNTU it up tonight. I got la fonda workin down on that corner so we can get us some blow.
by iluvdrugswatkins@gmail.com December 12, 2010
A distribution of Linux that is nevertheless free, and the best of both worlds running from Windows and OS X. Easy for basic tasks, but gets EXTREMELY difficult to master in terms of installing certain drivers, and because quite a bit of the OS has to be done by command line. Very little software that is completely useful, and the software that are useful, require a lot of skill to master, and eventually ends in anxiety attacks, but, given time and community support, should get you where you want to go.
" Oh look - Ubuntu I can write e-mails, browse the web, do more things, listen to media edit media, better than other OSes... Wait, WTF? Command line? WTF is Sudo/etc/gedit86, what do I do now?"
by Banstaman February 18, 2010
The removal of all objectivity, usefulness, and ability from the most useful operating system ever designed.

The primary cause of a lack of knowledge of the operating system that is actually running.
"What's with all the pretty pictures? This thing looks Ubuntu'd"
by Gentooy July 11, 2009

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