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ubertool 

one who drives an oldsmobile alero
hey look at that ubertool in his alero
ubertool by mother bersch December 3, 2003
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Organised, systematic or calculated trolling.
Unlike a normal 'troll' where one attempts to instigate a response (typically negative) in a target audience (such as slagging off a given model of car, on the owners club forum for that model of car) ubertrolling takes it one step further by trolling those trolls.
The strength of an ubertroll can be on two fronts. Primarilly, an Ubertroll can be significantly more effective than a regular troll by more intelligently constructing a trolling post (either through previous research or by having multiple trolls responding) and can cause 'nerd rage' far more successfully.
Secondly, an ubertroll can use their powers to shut down a regular troll by agreeing with them using a tone that hints at sarcasm but doesn't attempt to belittle them. This can be extremely frustrating for a regular troll.
An Ubertroll is not normally spotted as quickly as a regular troll.
(In context of a Honda Civic Owners forum, purely as an example)
Regular troll: "I was looking at buying a Type-R but they're all quite slow, what would you recommend?"
The troll here is obviously trying to get Type-R owners worked up.
Ubertroll: "You're quite right they are all slow, most of us wish we had Ferarris."
The Ubertroll is trying to shut down the troll by removing the power from his statement.

Alternatively:
Regular troll: "I was looking at buying a Type-R but they're all quite slow, what would you recommend?"
Ubertroll: "Well I've had a Type-R for a while and I agree it's really gutless"
The goal here is to further annoy the Civic owners forum. By seeing multiple people saying the same thing, a Type-R owner might be more inclined to get angry and reply.
Ubertroll by Wario666 May 22, 2012
a 2000s thing. another word for cool or pog, but just weirder.
bob: that is sooo ubercool!
pete: you mean pog, right?
sara: bob is SUCH a 2000s kid.
ubercool by deez n-nuts March 17, 2021
The ultimate, above all, the best, top, something that nothing is better than.

add cool to that and what do you get?

iubercool!/i
Mini Coopers are ubercool!
ubercool by gosheshe June 24, 2005

Ubertoodle

When you play with your genitals and scream "UBERTOODLE"!!!
Man, I was ubertoodling all night last night. I love to ubertoodle.

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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