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Wash U Goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to Washington University in St. Louis. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. So the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.
When Michael arrived at Wash U he couldn't function without his Wash U Goggles.
Wash U Goggles by Sir BB June 5, 2011
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U of M goggles 

Term used to describe the lowering of standards of physical attractiveness which almost inevitably occurs when attending the University of Michigan. The phenonemon is caused by a prolonged exposure of the male student population to a mostly unattractive female student body (i.e a five becomes a nine because the highest number is a six). Only in leaving the Ann Arbor campus are the goggles removed and the true distortion of the level of physical attractiveness realized.
Ted: "Wow, I visited Michigan State last weekend and the girls are so much hotter. I never realized how fugly (and snobby) the girls in Ann Arbor are."

Ted's friend: "Dude, its the U of M goggles."
U of M goggles by c_U_there August 30, 2007

Ugooglelize 

The act of fact checking a statement someone makes by utilizing google
I had to ugooglelize rod when he said Jackie Chan was dead