Tysons 2

Nickname for Tysons Galleria, a mall opposite the more well known Tysons Corner Center (Tysons 1) in Tysons Corner, Virginia that has some upscale stores like Cartier, De Beers, Versace and anchors like Neiman-Marcus

Not for peons in t-shirts unless you want to get glared at by snobby sales reps (or ignored, whichever is more offensive for the circumstance)

What kind of mall is Tysons 2? I can't afford anything!

Tysons 2 by stealthypantystealer August 6, 2009

Tysons Corner Cowgirl 

Those girls that shop a lot, like at Northern VA's shopping center Tysons Corner, and live in places that are very much suburbian. They often try to seem like they aren't from the city by wearing cowboy hats and/or cowboy boots, etc. In truth, however, they are usually too prissy to even touch a horse.

I saw a hundred Tysons Corner Cowgirls at the Rascal Flatts concert the other day. You should have seen them in their little boots and belts screaming "MY HAIR" when they were running to take shelter from the rain. It was even funnier when they ran out of space in the ladies' room.

Tysons Corner Cowgirl by haychick96 April 5, 2011

mike tysons elbow

When you are busting for a shit.

I'm busting for a shit that bad it feels like mike tysons elbow coming out of my arse.

mike tysons elbow by Bobb Todd May 11, 2014

Eating Mike Tyson's Ass 

A guy going around donating superchats to VTubers to say his name. A legend among the VTuber community

(context: https: // www.youtube.com / watch?v=S7Z37ih0C74 and several other clips)

The man, the myth, the legend himself, Eating Mike Tyson's ass

Eating Mike Tyson's Ass by A Local Idiot February 14, 2021

Tyson Zone 

The point at which a celebrity's behavior becomes so insane, that there is literally nothing they could do that would any longer shock or surprise you, or indeed any human being.

So named after boxer Mike Tyson, who at one time was the heavyweight boxing champion of world, since which time he has 1) married a semi-famous tv-star at the time, 2) alleged to have abused said wife, 3) divorced, 4) chewed off the ear of another boxer during a match, 5) received a facial tattoo, 6) owns and tends to his pigeon coop, located on the rooftop of a New York apartment building.

Among many other exploits. Seriously, wiki the man.

Originally coined by popular sports columnist the Sports Guy, Bill Simmons.

Bro1: Has Charlie Sheen entered the Tyson Zone?

Bro2: I'm not sure. Would you be shocked or surprised if you woke up tomorrow and read that he'd burned his own house down, and opened an alpaca farm in New Jersey?

Bro1: That would indeed not surprise me at all. Confirmed for Tyson Zone.

Tyson Zone by JamesBeam March 18, 2011

Tyson Hood 

'Most Influential LARPer' as voted in November of 2016 by theLARP Haven group (a large online organization with over 6,000 members, dedicated to discussion of live action roleplaying), Tyson Hood is a vociferous supporter of costuming, of community, and good sanitation, and is well known online. He is also the subject of many memes ('The Darkest Venue', 'LARP Requires Costuming', 'Satyr Magic Horn Man'.)

Dude, a t-shirt with 'Expensive Suit' taped to it written on a card? Tyson Hood would not approve.

Tyson Hood by DrEwing November 17, 2016

TysonBedwell 

Sexiest person you'll ever meet. Perfect in every way. Very nice understanding, could get whoever he wants easily. Loves to just chill and chat.

Did you see that TysonBedwell?
Yeah, he was freaking awesome.

TysonBedwell by It's Jimmy! April 3, 2013