TYOGILF 

Thirty-year-old guy I'd like to fuck. Most celebrities that are in their thirties are extremely attractive. It's the prime age group for men. Examples are celebrities such as Ryan Reynolds, Adam Levine, and Josh Duhammel, and Jake Gyllenahaal

Girl 1: Damn, Corey Montieth is so hot
Girl 2: of course he is he just turned thirty
Girl 1: whatta TYOGILF

TYOGILF by Maxayy July 25, 2011

typogirl 

That one girl you met online that has more typos than the amount of cookies your grandmother baked last week. Stay away from her at all costs...

Her: hia so i wentn to the storeu today with amy sis
Him: Typogirl! You're finally here!!!

typogirl by typoguy420 April 17, 2022

Typoglycemia

The inability to make a post containing no errors,

Or to make any sense at all.
Typoglycemia can become more serious if the sufferer is exposed to alcohol, marijuana, or cats.
It's totally untreatable and highly resistant to criticism.

" I have typoglycemia, a horrible disease, and there is no cube"

Typoglycemia by Rikki Buff November 11, 2019

typography 

The study of the design of letter forms, exhibited in type/font styles.

It's jargon. Deal with it.
Typography makes shit look good.

When designing an ad you should consider the typography, when considering your audience.

typography by R Hadzor April 17, 2006

Tydoef 

A person (usually used to describe a female) who is of legal adult age for sexual intercourse (over 18 in most US states), but is still too young to legally drink alcoholic beverages (ie, under the age of 21). "Too Young to Drink, Old Enough to Fuck" = Tydoef

I've been taking night classes at the junior college so I can pick up a Tydoef.

I fucked a Tydoef from my accounting class, but I had to take her home before I went out to the bars to drink.

Tydoef by HorseHungTydoefFucker November 2, 2007

Tydongasaurus Cock 

(n.) A name given to an overly large penis; an incredible name to give to your own penis

(n.) Much like the king of the dinosaurs, this name makes your penis the king of dicks (can also be abbreviated T. Cock just like T. Rex)

Guy 1: My penis is kinda small
Guy 2: *Pulls out penis*
Guy 1: GOD DAMN! That's a Tydongasaurus Cock!

Tydongasaurus Cock by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010

Tydon 

Tydon is one who is very needy. Tydon needs so much attention and love from other people. Tydon doesn’t know what he would do without attention. Tydon wants all the love he could get from the one that he loves, but it doesn’t usually work out. Tydon loves every single bit of attention he could get no matter what gender

Tydon is such an attention seeker, it’s so annoying. Here he comes! Act normal

Tydon by Baby Haha December 29, 2019