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textertain 

1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably

2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message

3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.

Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
textertain by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010

Tentertain 

Adjective: the act of entertaining the male species to the point of pitching a tent,
Giving a lap dance is the best way to tentertain.
Tentertain by missjuly September 20, 2010

m-tertainment 

Short for "mobile entertainment", m-tertainment includes movies, music, cellevision, and games received on a wireless phone. It is quickly becoming a major sector of the wireless industry, and the term is being used more and more by the general public as the technology advances.
It is estimated that 20% of wireless phone owners use some sort of m-tertainment services, and that number is expected to increase dramatically over the next few years.
m-tertainment by technodude March 13, 2005

textertantrum 

when somebody does or says something you don't like and instead of calling them or talking to them face to face you send text messages going on and on about how upset you are.
my phone blew up because of this stupid textertantrum that Pat was having
textertantrum by Livingtheword June 28, 2010
A Man Who likes there Sister
A man who is sexually attracted to a family member
That guy is such a Tertain he must fuck his sister
Tertain by Conner4563 June 26, 2019

textertainment 

Text messaging with someone purely to mess with them for your own entertainment. Usually with no regard for their feelings.
I was so bored the other night that I responded to pathetic text messages from Jeff-encouraging his psychotic behavior purely for some textertainment.