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Twurtlin 

Tom: Damn mang, 25 tweets in one night? You need help.
Mike: What can I say, I got really baked and thought I had a lot of insightful shit to say, I was straight twurtlin.
Twurtlin by TomfooleryU April 9, 2011
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A poorly made up portmanteau word. It's made up from "twitter - party". A twarty usually needs a theme. It's where people, erm, "hang out" on twitter and tweet mostly about the said theme.

For one thing, you can tweet your questions and the twarty's host will answer them. The good thing is, it'a a lot harder to feel awkward in a twarty, and you can easily twarty hard.

However, the word twarty, is well and truely awkawrd and lame.
Example 1:
#Nick: You been to the Ugly Americans twarty ?

#Deepika: Dude, Ugly Americans is a great show, But a twarty? Come on.

Example 2:

Teacher in a sex-ed class: Now all you people should go to Agony aunt Jane's twarty. It's totally cool and all, because, you know, it's on twitter.

Teen in the class: *throws up*. Oh no.
twarty by dnilim110 March 26, 2010

twarty vagitus 

A fetish,in which the wearer dresses in a pigeon suit and poo-poos on historical landmarks.
You dress as a pigeon and poop on historical landmarks..you have got twarty vagitus!!
a blowjob basically, giving head or dome.
dude, i was gettin a thurty last night, soooo sweet
thurty by hella fun May 14, 2008
Sending a tweet on twitter while holding back a turtles head..
mate... I had to quickly send out a twurtle before I ran to the crapper!!
twurtle by gupmyster March 28, 2009
The ages between late twenties and early thirties. Similar to tween. Around 27-32 years old.
I know he is thirty-nine, but he doesn't look a day over twerty.
twerty by Janet L. Jackaruso February 10, 2008