twunge

a portmanteau of twat and clunge

pronounced: 'tw-unj'

-a silly person
-individual lacking fundamental motor skills
-female genitalia

"Look at him he has dropped his hadron collider on his shoes AGAIN. What a twunge."

"John Terry"

"Why is there marmite in my twunge?"

twunge by ChrisEaglesismyhero March 20, 2010

twunge

It is a informal name for a cigarette,commonly used by teenage rebels who have father issues and who experience depression

Light me a twunge bra; can you stick me a twunge ?

twunge by homie22 July 11, 2011

Thunger 

That feeling you get when you make a popular video

I felt the thunger after uploding my bread-themed song parody video

Thunger by wookawakawokawaka June 11, 2021

Cow tounge 

A large or powerful tounge, put to sexual uses.

Wow, that Wonda has a real cow tounge that can turn you inside out!

Cow tounge by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016

Thunger 

That feeling you get when you make a popular video!

A: Hey B, you know that feeling when you make a popular video?
B: You mean thunger?
A: Yeah! Thunger, feel the thunger, lightning and the thunger!
B: This is awesomesauce! LOL!

Thunger by diyosaur June 15, 2021

Tounge hung 

Having a large tounge for sexual uses.

Gene Simmons is very tounge hung. Tounge like a cow, makes you go WOW!

Tounge hung by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016

Tunger's Paradox 

Whether the day preceding an async day that is not a thursday is considered a fake friday or not

neither tuesday nor wednesday are thursday or friday
but wednesday will be async
and tuesday will be last day she will talk to us
does this mean that tuesday is fake friday?
Damn, this is a real Tunger's Paradox

Tunger's Paradox by ccans December 21, 2020