Top Definition
a portmanteau of twat and clunge

pronounced: 'tw-unj'

-a silly person
-individual lacking fundamental motor skills
-female genitalia
"Look at him he has dropped his hadron collider on his shoes AGAIN. What a twunge."

"John Terry"

"Why is there marmite in my twunge?"
by ChrisEaglesismyhero March 20, 2010
It is a informal name for a cigarette,commonly used by teenage rebels who have father issues and who experience depression
Light me a twunge bra; can you stick me a twunge ?
by homie22 July 11, 2011
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