An Ely, UK, based coloquialism. This phrase is used when one wishes to express sarcastic appreciation for an object, person or event. Pioneers of this phrase can adapt to any circumstance, despite how inappropriate and seemingly moronic. Origin of this phrase from going twosies on a cigarette. The exact adaptation is hazy and unclear.
"Two's on that face!" - describes an ugly person
"Two's on those skinners!" - describes exceedingly tight trousers ("that" can be replaced with "those" and "them")
"Two's on those skinners!" - describes exceedingly tight trousers ("that" can be replaced with "those" and "them")
by Two's On That Name November 24, 2006
When you are looking things up and any two letters can be searched and you could get a definition.
Also, I great deal for fast-food restaurants.
Also, I great deal for fast-food restaurants.
by Swago1200 January 16, 2019
Person 1: "Hey bruz, throw this glass bottle at that noob over there....you wouldn't."
Person 2: *under peer pressure* "I would too!"
*Person 2 throws bottle* *bottle bounces off the noob and smashes over a passing cyclist*
Person 1: "HAHAHA, you got a two-for!"
*Person 2 is nowhere in sight*
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Person 1: "Well, I was with this girl, and all I can say, is she had a two-for." *suggestive wink*
*Person 2 backs away*
Person 2: *under peer pressure* "I would too!"
*Person 2 throws bottle* *bottle bounces off the noob and smashes over a passing cyclist*
Person 1: "HAHAHA, you got a two-for!"
*Person 2 is nowhere in sight*
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Person 1: "Well, I was with this girl, and all I can say, is she had a two-for." *suggestive wink*
*Person 2 backs away*
by flippy00 & HonsyB May 15, 2010
Refers to a girl who you have on the side.
You have a wife or steady girlfriend - she is your (#) One.
The girl on the side or the one you stash away - she is your (#) Two.
Commonly used by musicians to describe the girls "on the road."
In some cases, even if you have no "number one," a random hookup or a girl who will never be considered for the "one" spot, can also be considered a "two."
Also referred to as "doing the two."
You have a wife or steady girlfriend - she is your (#) One.
The girl on the side or the one you stash away - she is your (#) Two.
Commonly used by musicians to describe the girls "on the road."
In some cases, even if you have no "number one," a random hookup or a girl who will never be considered for the "one" spot, can also be considered a "two."
Also referred to as "doing the two."
"My wife/girlfriend isn't around, time to find me a two."
"You gonna do the two tonight?"
"Where my two's at?"
"You gonna do the two tonight?"
"Where my two's at?"
by Metal Maven August 11, 2013
He fingered her with two fingers.
by meg December 13, 2003