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Twos on a bastard is when a men has a one night stand with a women, but if she has his kiddy he ain't sticking around, therefore making the kid a bastard. Also: you can never goes threes on a bastard caus its just unfair on the kiddy.
Michael went twos on a bastard last night with that slag on argos corner
by iamthelazerviking December 21, 2006
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