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1.
a general purpose word that can be used in almost any sentence. Eg: That table twood be made of twood, so it twood.
Other tenses of the word include: twas, twill and tis.
John twood be happy if he found the twood that Jill twas cutting because it tis a cold night and he twill burn it on the fire.
by pphheerroonn November 24, 2006
 
2.
A material made to look like wood but really is not
Look at my new Twood flooring
by Mr McDonald n Slater December 09, 2009
 
3.
Slang word for Woods but for twitter
What are you doing in your part of the twoods?
by anontwoods January 06, 2012
 
4.
a place where your boss goes to tie one on
where's boss?he's at the t-wood
by firewind July 06, 2006
 
5.
A slang name for the ever elusive anal g-spot. Generally used when frustrated by its apparent absence
Damn, I just put my finger on that twood, so to speak.
by atrocexhib September 21, 2008