Twouchebag

A person who sets down a bunch of rules and guidelines on how Twitter should be used. Could also be someone who takes Twitter too seriously.

"Did you see Tate's post about being annoyed that people post too much to Twitter? That was a Twouchebag move."

"I don't want to subscribe to his blog. He's such a Twouchebag."

Twouchebag by purple_piggy_bank August 16, 2008

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tooche

A combination of a douche and a tool. If you were looking at a Venn diagram with one circle that represents tools and one circle that represents douches, these people would occupy that unfortunate intersection between the two.

The correct pronunciation rhymes with douche.

Danny Bonaduce is a tooche, and should be forever known hereafter as Danny Bonatooche.

tooche by principe62 March 26, 2009

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Twouchebag • Twouche • tooche • tooched • toochee • Toocher • twoché • Twochey • Twoochie

Twouchebag

1. When someone has gone above and beyond the average douchebag level, they are referred to as a twouchebag.

2. It can also refer to a pair, or couple, that are both acting like douchebags, therefore summing to one twouchebag.

That spiky-haired, fist pumping Jersey shore asshole is such a twouchebag. OR Wow, Andre and Cassie are such a twouchebag couple, I never want to hang out with them again!

Twouchebag by shrink05 July 23, 2010

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toochee

Used when refering to a vagina when talking to a child. Parents make use of weird names in place of normal names for private parts, especially if its an uncomfortable topic for them.

Sweety you just kicked me in my toochee!

toochee by Cryptosporidium 155 February 20, 2014