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Twat+n00b=Twoob.
A very fun insult to use.
'Oh shut up you Twoob!'
'That guy from summer camp is such a twoob.'
twoob by Shackalacka July 20, 2008
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stfu and gtfo you twoob
twoob by x.p.x July 30, 2008
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twoob • twoobies • toobin • toob • Tooba • toobing • Twob • Toobin’ • troob • toobis
(Twilight + n00b) someone that hasn't read all of the books in the Twilight series.
"She obviously was a twoob, since she didn't know vampires sparkle."
twoob by brownhorse January 16, 2009
Twoob is the ship name between two characters, Boog and Elliot from Open season.

Twoob is many used as a joke, but only real gamers ship it.
"hey do u ship anything"
"yeah lol. twoob"
"earned my trust"
Twoob by twoobshipper6969 December 23, 2020
When one masturbates during a zoom meeting.
This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.
Toobin by Miotoss October 19, 2020
New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call. Jeremy was caught Toobin.
Toobin by mrumo October 19, 2020
When you're on a video call and you forget to turn off the camera before yanking your crank.
Did you see Jeffrey yesterday on Zoom? He was toobin in front of the whole CNN panel. So cringe.
Toobin by DocKilmer October 19, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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