TWOFT 

TWOFT means = Total Waste Of Fucking Time

why did you bother its just a TWOFT, or John is just a TWOFT

Man that bloke was a TWOFT, a total waste of fucking time!!!! why did you bother with all that cut to the chase its a complete TWOFT

TWOFT by MoJo701 September 18, 2007

TWOFTAM 

Total waste of fucking time and money

as in:

Lets go to the Millenium dome

Nah, that's just another TWOFTAM

TWOFTAM by sevo November 9, 2005

twotsicle 

an offensive term used to describe a women who is very icy in attitude. Not a warm and caring individual. not approachable.

"Why is Johnnys girlfriend always so cold towards us?"

"Shes a twotsicle man. Let it go."

twotsicle by Chey B October 20, 2008

Twootsieroll 

The most gorgeous and kindest person in the world

Twootsieroll, OurLittleSecret likes you a lot

Twootsieroll by Dababy694206969 May 24, 2021

twots 

'The word on the street'
Meaning a rumor or something known in the grapevine. Mostly used in the areas around Bledmeer and Benowyc.
or 'The way of the Stams'
A way to refer to gangs who pick on smaller gangs or individuals.
Sometimes used as an affirmative exclamation.

"Hey Jimmy, twots is that you're into cats"
Or
"Who said I hung around bridges all day?"
"Twots"

twots by Onelith September 1, 2008

TWOFS

Total Waste Of Fucking Space

A person or situation thats pointless, omg why did I bother with that it was just a TWOFS.
You kno that geeza who thinks our m8 is cute well he cracked onto her and we kno he's a complete looser so we told her dont bother with him hes a TWOFS!

TWOFS by MoJo701 September 18, 2007

Twotswatting 

A girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Like CockBlocking for girls.

Originally from Dane Cook stand up

Jenny: Wow Kelly why'd you tell that guy I had a boyfriend, I could've brought him home, you need to stop Twotswatting.

Kelly: Hah.

Twotswatting by True Fantasy Football Boss January 10, 2010