8
A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.
-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?"
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"
by superrandomperson February 12, 2011
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the action of an overweight female rubbing the tip of two erect penis together.
Monica: Hey guys its twofers Tuesday; let me take care of you.

Guys: Monica we would rather die.
by Superthrive November 02, 2010
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Have you ever seen a super hot girl and then realized that she was as dumb as a shoe? Have you ever heard a girl say something really brilliant, only to turn around and discover that she was a full-on yeti? This is the opposite, its when a girl is not only hot, but smart.
Robyn is not only a 10 but shes smart, total twofer.
by punkrockn July 29, 2008
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in mountaineering/hiking: Doing same or two different climbs/hikes back to back. Used by Ed Viestur in his book "No shortcut to the top".
Our plan included a twofer to Everest and Makalu.
by sytelus May 03, 2009
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Scamming public transport by using one ticket for two people, normally in an underground system where you have to rush through the barriers.
"I can't afford a ticket"
"I've already got one, we could twofer"
by Abhinav September 12, 2005
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A single mom who has two kids with 2 different fathers. The term can be used for any increment of the principle. So if she has 3 kids and 3 different fathers she is a threefer. 4 kids with 4 different fathers she is a rare fourfer. Finally 5 kids with 5 different fathers she is a fivefer
Guy 1: Hey bro I heard that chick your dating is a twofer?

Guy 2: Whats that?

Guy 1: You know she has 2 kids each with a different father.

Guy 2: Nope she has 3 kids with 3 different fathers
Guy 1: Oh snap bro your dating a threefer!
Guy 2: Haha yup im dating a threefer but I think I just knocked her up so she is gonna be a fourfer soon.
Guy 1: LOL well maybe ill make her a fivefer after your done with her you know I can't miss bro.
by BrandtJohnson August 14, 2016
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The act of purchasing beer from walmart and doubling back to get multiple merchandise off the same receipt.
Jim and I pulled a twofer last night.
by popvegasallstar March 13, 2010
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