Two can Sam 

A guy who gets drunk after drinking two beers. A play on Toucan Sam.

That guy has no tolerance for alcohol. He's a Two can Sam.

Two can Sam by -V- November 10, 2007

Toocan Sam 

1-Toocan Sam: a very mangy bird that lives in the jungle, and leads innocent unsuspecting children into the jungle in search of sugary cereal...claiming that if you "follow his nose" that will in some way actually lead you to the god damn cereal; however, the only thing these kids ever get is bitten by thousands of jungle in insects and the occasional jungle lion....leaving them with no cereal, infectious wounds and a hatred of all things that fly.

2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:

* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine

Mixing instructions:

in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! that bird said to follow his nose to the cereal and now we're lost in the jungle and i'm scared and cold, so very cold.....i say it's time to eat the fat kid of the group or we'll never survive....DAMNNNN YOUU TOOCAN SAM!

I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.

Toocan Sam by James March 6, 2004

toocan sam 

a girl named jess stevens with a big nose and nice tits.

hey look its toocan sam. caw caw

toocan sam by shawno October 12, 2004

twocansam 

(v) The formal canine greeting.

I just got this new puppy and he twocansammed my poodle.

twocansam by bobdacyclops February 24, 2009

twocansandstring 

A website that has anonymous chatting. It is unblocked by most school servers. I waste alot of time on it.

Kid 1: I'm bored
Kid 2: go on twocansandstring.com
Kid 1: *types in url and starts chatting to random people*

twocansandstring by Us 4ever May 23, 2020