by jason January 18, 2004
A two-party cuck is a person who is either voting for Hillary Clinton (Democrat) or Donald Trump (Republican) or someone who tries to coerce/manipulate other people into voting for the Democratic candidate or the Republican candidate telling them that voting for a third-party (Gary Johnson or Jill Stein) is a "wasted vote".
Dylan told me to vote for Hillary Clinton because he thinks voting for Gary Johnson is a "wasted vote", he's such a two-party cuck.
by Nocturnic Wolf September 25, 2016
A politician's idea of a joke. No matter how badly they mess things up they're always in power under this system.
Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!
Tis' a duopoly of politics. Total bullshit which disguises itself as democracy. We're all screwed!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: Election day again... why don't I feel like voting?
Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.
Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.
Guy 2: Cos we live in a two party political system - no matter what we do it stays the same.
Guy 1: Fuck that... I'm gonna stay home and puke. This country's gay.
by waynekerrr February 16, 2011
Popularized by Republican candidate Arthur Jones to describe the ruling elites under American democracy.
Also referred to as the TPJPQPS.
Also referred to as the TPJPQPS.
The white majority are fed up with all of these lying, cheating, thieving, warmongering, child-molesting political pimps and whores of this corrupt and decadent two-party, Jew-party, queer-party system.
by Edwin Eugene Bagley May 27, 2018
When two friends are so bored that they do party-like activities with eachother and go around the neighborhood in costumes, pulling pranks on local residents.
Girl: I'm soo bored there's nothing to do!
Guy: Let's have a two person party!
Girl: I'll get my bear costume and some corn starch.
Guy: I'll watch you put on that costume.
Guy: Let's have a two person party!
Girl: I'll get my bear costume and some corn starch.
Guy: I'll watch you put on that costume.
by box-c August 5, 2013
When yourself and a partner urinate into your respective cups, switch cups, cheers one another and then proceed to drink one another's hot piss for sexual gratification.
Sally and I felt like getting real greasy last night so we emptied our big gulps in the parking lot and decided to have a two-man tea party right there in the car.
by Buju Bandits February 6, 2012