One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos 

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

Two on the broom, one in the room by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025

i might get on one knee or two 

they are happy for what you give them and want to give you a blowjob

"babe you can have my hoodie"
"aw babe i might get on one knee or two"

i might get on one knee or two by DaVo691 November 23, 2021

Two in the palm—one on the schlong 

When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick

Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.

Two in the palm—one on the schlong by Joetren December 14, 2019

Three Two One, dick on your head!

a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.

person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"

Three Two One, dick on your head! by THE GOAT! June 24, 2011