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Team one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish

This team consists of FatalMovie, sofiasomthin, and mckennabakugo, these three people may possibly be the best Minecraft Bedwars players ever seen. Together they can beat anyone at anytime and have thousands of Bedwars games. Their origin story consists of one day meeting by chance on the bedwars discord server and playing bedwars together the rest is history and how they got their team name; well that’s a story for another day.
Team one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish is the most elite team of minecraft players I have ever seen.

TWO LEGGED FISH 

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.
SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH

two handed trout fisher 

a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. One hand massages the testicals in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout
"Dude Carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i've ever had! It was like sex!"

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026