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Perfectly or exactly.

Like "to a tee" but to a tee is a BOLLOCKS phrase that makes no sense, just google it, no-one has any fucking idea where the hell it came from. So instead "two eighty" makes just as much sense and is just as logical.
Jane: That describes him two eighty.
by Fexx January 6, 2008
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a buck two eighty

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"a buck two eighty" means $3.80 because $1.00+$2.80=$3.80
my dad once asked me for "a buck two eighty" and i asked him how much that was and he said, "figure it out and tell me later"
by ricter70 December 27, 2010
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Eleven Eighty-two

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Function: Noun
Pronunciation: \i-ˈle-vən ˈā-tē ˈtü\

An Eleven Eighty-two is an individual of certain body dimensions which cannot be accommodated by conventional seating such as airplane seats or roller-coaster seats. An Eleven Eighty-two requires additional or modified seating space.

The term originated in the south-eastern United States in the early 21st century. Particularly, the term developed in Orlando Florida at the theme park, Universal's Islands of Adventure. It first came into usage as a discrete coded terminology for park employees to identify individuals who could not be accommodated by the attraction's seating.

The term Eleven Eighty-two has become synonymous with an individual who exhibits an unreasonable level of morbid obesity; thus, the requirement for additional or modified seating. It has since entered common vernacular, also as a discrete coded terminology to identify serious fatties. Ironically, however, its wide-spread usage has eliminated the secrecy of the term.
Usage 1) Park attraction operator: "We've got an Eleven Eighty-two in row one. Relocate them to the modified seating in row five."

Usage 2) "I've got the nastiest mobile upload of this Eleven Eighty-two I saw last night. I'm gonna tag you in it."
by Dorian Dark August 3, 2009
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eighty two

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A kid that is obssessed with daunte hall and would even go down on him if he met him in real life. He has a friend with a "little hand" and also a friend that he likes to call eric jr. This kid spells his name with a "q" to try to be "unique"
What a douchbag that kid is an eighty2

hahhahahaha that kid thinks he is funny he is a 82

hahahhahaha that kid just had relations with a dog, what an 82
by Pee HaZe November 27, 2004
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Shit and two make eight!

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An expression used when something unpleasant has happened, is happening or will happen. It's a fun way of saying 'o crap, for cripes sake, o man or similar'.
Ugh, I just hit her in the head with a frisbee, shit and two make eight!
by shit&2make8 October 1, 2009
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two and eight

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It's Cockney Rhyming slang innit Geezah?

Oh. And it's the Bingo thing too...
"Two and Eight"... State. As in "Blimey! 'E's in a proper two an' eight, Guv..."
by Gor Blimey Howard July 5, 2004
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A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.
While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"
by Barbara J. Green April 26, 2014
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