n. A means of bringing an unruly drunk under control by grabbing his hair and bouncing his head off the bar, twice.
That guy last night was wasted enough to take a swing at the bouncer; they had to give him the old two-tap.
by chitownriverscum September 15, 2009
When one-self is doing a girl from behind in the vag, he pulls out and politely (or not so politely) taps his knob twice on the exposed left ass cheek. Before re-inserting and proceed to slay the way you are supposed too.
by Tim Wallace May 22, 2007
A rhythmic form of vaginal stimulation involving the pointer and middle finger. This can be performed on ones self or done to a willing partner. While this may be used to refer to the simple act of fingering, it more specifically describes a palm upwards technique. This approach differs from the standard "come hither" goto g-spot stimulater by way of independent finger movement.
ex 1 : Ralph: "She was like going to explode when I was giving her the two finger tap dance."
ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."
ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."
ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."
ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."
by Stickyfingwrs February 17, 2010
When having sex (or making out) the two tap rule is a non-verbal way of communicating you are not comfortable with/don't like something your partner is doing. The two taps will let the partner know to stop, and go back to something you like.
Using the two tap rule- If you're partner puts their hands somewhere unwanted tap them twice on the shoulder so they know to move them.
by Nineteen Percent December 19, 2017